That Water Slide . . .

I'd like to comment on the water park slide. I decided only to go once so they would stop bugging me and stop telling me that all the other mom's would do it. I reluctantly put on my bathing suit and decide to go just once down the easy slide . . . because there are two slides one difficult and one easy. I watch a few people coming out of a tube into the pool and they all seem to be really enjoying it. I climb up 20 flights of stairs (maybe less than that but I felt my ears pop) I'm not thrilled about looking down and there's the entrance to a water slide. Can't be that difficult to do. I sit and slowly push myself forward . . . THE TUNNEL IS COMPLETELY DARK!! I'm slapped right then left when I feel I'm turning to the right I get jolted to the left instead. This water slide had it's way with me . . . I can't see a thing! when will it end and what kind of ending will it have . . . can Cole drive home from here alone because I may not make it. BAAAAAM I hit the water and I'm down 20 feet . . . OK follow the bubbles so you'll know which way is up. I finally find my way to the top of the pool only to see Cole & Jacquelyn falling over laughing at me. Big Laughs . . . Oh I certainly made their day. Jacquelyn said this was the best day of her life. really?!! happy there are no photos to follow.